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About Me Member Procrastinator fluffysden17/Male/United Kingdom Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Dont forget me....

Tue Jul 31, 2007, 4:13 AM
  • Mood: Isolated
I'll be back in a couple of weeks....
...i'm jus off on holiday

you'll get to know all about it if you really have nothin more interesting to be doin...
...and see the fruits of my time, 70 blank A4 pages, and a hell of alot of time

i wonder if my mind works better in the sun..?

anyway there'll be lots soon...lots of stuff up here...if everything works when i need this time....


have fun without me

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  • Current Residence: 50:50 between here in front of the PC and my bear pit
  • Favourite movie: Sin City, Fightclub, Lucky Number Slevin ... you can probly guess
  • Favourite band or musician: Incubus, Decemberists, The Mountain Goats...
  • Favourite genre of music: I'll give all a try..... except that hip-hop new r'n'b stuff
  • Favourite artist: Jay...when he does something
  • Favourite poet or writer: Robert Rankin, James Herbert, Hugh Laurie
  • Favourite photographer: point and click art..... that i'm now taking up
  • Favourite style of art: Pencil, pen sketching
  • Operating System: Windows
  • MP3 player of choice: Sony, purple rock....
  • Shell of choice: Blue mottled
  • Wallpaper of choice: on my walls...? green and stripey...but not my choice
  • Skin of choice: My own
  • Favourite game: Grim Fandango, Condemned, Call of Juarez
  • Favourite gaming platform: XboX
  • Favourite cartoon character: Danger Mouse
  • Personal Quote: Hah.. i hope i'm not that predictable
  • Tools of the Trade: Flashes of inspiration and whatevers at hand at the time

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It was Christmas Eve. Greg sat voraciously on top of the Church, sipping bare eggnog.

He looked at the tripping bazooka hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Fluffy had hung it there, just before they looked at each other vuluptously and then fell into each other's arms and raping each other's butt.

If only I hadn't been so dusky, Greg thought, pouring a grimy amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Fluffy might not have got so oiled and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a lulzy tear and held his dick in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a spiced voice lifted sexily up in song.


I'm dreaming of an iridescent Christmas

Just like smashing beer bottles on a road sign in front of a church on Sunday



Greg ran to the door. It was Fluffy, looking Cuban all over with snow.

"I missed you lucidly," Fluffy said. "And I wanted to rape your butt again."

Greg hugged Fluffy and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Fluffy said.

"I think so too," Greg said and they raping each other's butt until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted walrus feet and lived rapidly until Greg got drunk again.

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From the midst of the radiant light, the intrinsic sound of Truth will resound like the rumble of a thousand thunderclaps. Do not fear it! Do not try to flee!-The Tibetan Book of the Dead
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Thanks for the fave

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~ The real wise ass, i won't blame you if you flame ~

~{Save trees wipe with an owl}~
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HEY YOU BETTER UPLOAD YOUR ENTRY TO GREG'S CONTEST

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From the midst of the radiant light, the intrinsic sound of Truth will resound like the rumble of a thousand thunderclaps. Do not fear it! Do not try to flee!
--The Tibetan Book of the Dead

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